I'm actually a terribly unoriginal person because I use reference materials far too often.
the dolphins have caused the rainbow apocalypse and watch it from afar. Humanities greatest military is no match. We are all doomed.
Your pizza box is actually a portal to an alien dimension. Something's coming out and it ain't pretty.
Dawn arrives too late. The night watchman has died. Bayonetted musket gleaming in the sun, sole companion, a bird, perched on his helmet.
Draw your setup
That's it. Show's over folks. Nothing to see here. Keep moving.
D D D DO WHAT YOU WANT
You have accidentally kicked your soccer ball into the tall grass, I hope you have a starter pokemon handy.
Your pet bearded dragon refuses to listen to your commands while going for a walk with a pink leash
doodler is upset that he must once again face his oldest foe
The victim left a message in their own blood. Unfortunately their handwriting is terrible.
a person with far too much hair has slipped on a ketchup stain. This does not bode well for the ferengi empire.
I WILL BURN MY DREAD