The winner of the 'Most Beautiful Parrot' award receives his gigantic trophy.

A crafty wizard thinking long and hard about getting breast implants.

black man with a fantastic orange afro.

''Finally!'' he cried, ''the courgettes are sentient, my evil plan to build a vegetable army and destroy Gotham is a success! Mwahahaha!''

That bastard piece of paper has been cheating on pencil with the eraser.

A woman so adept at playing the bongos has rendered one man utterly spagetti-less.

banana challenges pizza slice to mortal kombat.

A frog riding on a log down a waterfall. he must be very brave.

Godzilla's adopted son asks for his help in destroying their bitter enemy, the Ferris Wheel.

A super cool fruit tree knows that by comparison, you just suck.

Glamorous Rat starlet is ready for her close up.

A naked man lies about his eyesight.