Stan's dad loses badly at Wheel of Fortune.

Somehow South America has been cloned & the northernmost version is exploding.

Spiderman is crying as he drops his ice cream cone. He is pretty emotionally immature for a superhero. He should probably get some therapy.

Cat Man! Dance for me, Cat Man! Come on, let's see some jazz hands! Fosse!

Tampon didn't make it in time.

Lawrence of Arabia shanks a turtle who subsequently vomits blood.

Why not try juggling chainsaws.

A hundred foot tall can of Arizona Iced Tea on sale for only $1.

A knock on the door scares the shit out of a man sitting at a table.

Rabid blue Tick trips out.

A hand with either an abnormally long index finger, or abnormally short pinky, forefinger, middle finger, and thumb.

Burgermobile! Person driving a burgermobile!