You're meeting your loved ones' parents for the first time, but you accidentally took a shitload of shrooms beforehand.

I ordered a steak, not a single pea!

A waterfall of puke, and floating red letters saying "Evis?"

A christmas present to Rah

He cant ejaculate to the material given.

Tonight the cloud is going to have sex with you.

Ash ketchum is now suddenly sponsored by pepsi, and pikachu is unpleased by this.

a man finds his cheek amazingly weird.

Tom and Mark stopped being gay.

Everyone! Come see this whore shoot basketball out of her ass!

Some old english dude, who is gay

my pot found out im about to ignite him.

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