Random shit

really disgusting pizza

Bruce Willis jumping off the Nakatomi building in Die Hard

Somebody on an Occupy protest hates people with money

If Superman and Peter Pan had a son he would be called...

A beautiful woman who's out of your league, but will string you along because she's a bit insecure

A heartbroken lawyer who loves money

A girl wonders what homestuck is...I can tell you. It's a stupid thing some troll on this site writes about every picture.

A strangely proportioned man struggles to find love

Ummm...a man holding aloft three golden triangles, which makes him unhappy. Also, various terrible chat room posts are floating by...

A sheepdog loves Campari

An Eau de cologne bottle is actually dispensing Elton John's sunglasses