What do you mean you don't have my candles?

A man in love with his sack... of money.

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Lobster religion

Shirley's appendectomy scar featured prominently in her pole dancing routine.

taste the rainbow

Gonzo and his girlfriend learn the truth about genetic incompatibility the hard way.

A stick figure apologizing

A black cat has crossed your path!

The cow version of the Grim Reaper loves clouds.

South America says, "Peace out, bitches! I'm going to Mars!"

Mo Dernart was a famous 20th century artist. This is an example of his finest work.

The spotlights are on, but no one is on stage.

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