A chemical engineering student on a typical saturday night.

The ocean but piss.

IM TRYING TO MAKE SOME GOD DAMNED EGGS AND THERES A GOD DAMNED ANIMAL IN THE HOUSE

A lizard pissing out of a pencil hand.

A potato chip hanging from the ceiling.

A man falling down a mountain while triangles dance around him ridiculing him for being unable to perform the most basic of calculus.

James bon

3 men breaking into a butt, and stealing shit as if the butt were a bank.

An upside-down drop of water with a lightbulb coming out of its strangely elongated ear.