A kid with some crazy-floppy bangs chorking out a serpent. 9/10 Brutality.

Some numbchump who hasn't read The Scarlet Letter

Sweet hella surf-dawg about to gnarlshred them shifty tides.

Moustachioed Satan gazing wearily towards Cromagnon Jesus.

Black yoda. It's as simple as that.

A tornadic cymbal

Not what, not where; is it when? No. Is it, 'why?' Shut the fuck up, poser. It's their loner, cool-ass, skateboard flippin', slick bro.

The manifestation of vexation fivefold

Vegetable hairlip stands cautiously perched atop an orange mushroom. The hairlip is frightened.

A burnt orange consumerist heart in a mealy, sub-par convection article.