Some leaky buns

a terrified pancake speckled with shit

A very absorbent turtle

The Burger King attempts to threaten his competition

An alien wearing a red shrit sees what you did there

Not a real doctor

A barbershop quarter whose fourth member is a horribly deformed floating head

Three pricks make a vow to protect eachother

the mountain's signing sucks so barely anybody shows up

The Avatar is attacked by a flying water gun

Nicolas Cage's greatest fear

A kingly Rubik's Cube