Sometimes Mommy takes me to work.

Ten is definitely crying. And lying. Crying and lying.

A robot is after his lucky charms! I don't know what the leprechaun is so worried about, the robot is clearly asleep or dead or something.

Comedian says something offensive. Good thing nobody's recording thi- oh fuck.

Oh god! My son is trapped inside his own drawing!

Cropsidedown tomato.

Ow my eyes. Yellow and red mindfuck.

A loser and a cool guy are attached by the neck in a mildly sexual way.

Vriska has a crush on Nic Cage. You could at least use a Homestuck character who's still relevant! You know what I mean by relevant...

Sally wonders if John will ever get a new haircut. JB doesn't even wear his hair like that any more, bro!

Misty is -get this- bitching at a pokeball. Typical Misty. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.

A thumb watches a naked man through a window. He is confused.