2 sides of me. Nicest guy you'll ever meet, and twisted fucking psychopath

President Banana Obama has legal immunity, seeing as how he IS the ultimate lifeform.

A divorced and homeless Fred Flintstone gets sad when he remembers the good ole' days.

that movie 'remote' but labelled as CLONCK, starring adem sandller

People Prosecuted by Pablo Escobar suicides, becomes and ghost and feels satisfied playing his favorite childhood video games.

Niko Bellic gets yet another call from roman while he is taking cover on a brickwall. He is being shot by a military man with a machine gun.

Eric cartman proclaims "Screw you guys, I'm going home" and then proceds to exit the International Space Station.

Bird Zeus get's pissed off at the clouds

anon can't figure out what fucking country he's from

Why do jews have such big noses? Because air is free

lego magician breaks all known space time laws

runny nose