Batman can't play the guitar very well.

Two douchebags discuss their disbelief in unicorns

a unicorn with brown locks, and pink eye. Lipstick must be in now too.

If Issac Newton, Dave Chappelle, and Bono all met, this would be the location and this would be what they would be doing:

A baby infant (boy) peeing and crying as he is being neglected by his father Bibendum (the Michelin tire logo man).

Golden Gram Cereal, the little squares, basking in a meadow of daisies dancing and frolicking after spending an eternity in a cereal box.

Man being engulfed in a lightening strike forced upon him by a rainbow. Hot damn, rainbows are pretty badass.

Snoop Dogg evolving into Snoop Lion after using a Leaf Stone to force evolution. The new generation of Pokemon...celebrity edition.

Neil Patrick Harris starring as Scorpion from the original Mortal Kombat movie is having an expensive lobster dinner with Ryze.

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Suicidemouse creepy pasta or some really well known creepy pasta with bloody walls and a smiling sharp-fanged face.