Spy gives Heavy a massage while Sniper sticks a pipe bomb up there.

"I'm so frickin depressed and I'm drowning in a sea of drugs."

MONOCULOUS GIVES OUT BLOWJOBS

Spy is lonely, so he is talking to the Heavy's severed head.

Sniper is riding a cat wearing goggles into the sunset

Medic is hungry for Sandvich

Heavy and Medic are arguing over what kind of sandvich is sitting on the table next to them.

Scout pissed himself.

Heavy gives birth to an eight pound chicken nugget.

Medic is the leader of the TF2 harem, and Heavy is his favorite B*tch.

Spy is somehow able to run as fast as Sniper's van and runs up to he window to say hi. :3

HEAVY NEEDS MEDIC LIEK NAO