Perry the platypuss. stop fucking touching my shit.

man forgot to bring hands so he cant brush his teeth

Shit Jones, u overloaded this tazer so that it shoots actual lazers

Fuck your bed time mom. time is a human construct and if u understand that u can transcend it, plz mom i just want to play halo.

Man belives the reason for giant shirt and rain is a spider controlled nukes that was launched into the sun

HIT THE SWITCH BILL

Eat shit pandalei

america is kinda shit

OH NO, I FORGOT THE CONDOMS

"Look yonder!" We all gazed at the hill and all we could make out was the silhouette of the most awesome dong ive ever seen

DAMMIT JERRY! I SAID TO KEEP UR HEAD ON U STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

THESE LIMA BEANS ARE INFUSED WITH GUNPOWDER, WHAT THE FUCK MARTHA