on a sandy beach next to a volleyball net, a man holds two fake breasts up to his chest

an evil mountain with a diamond eye sends hatred out into the universe

five bearded men stand naked with censored tittays

a man swims away from a manatee, the manatee is yelling "but baby, I can change!"

a little girl in a cave sends an audio message to a pink tumor. "I"M SCARED"

an evil, buff, pumpkin monster shoots lazers at the amusement park's ferris wheel

the shiny purple blowb wants more food, and he's not afraid to say so.

a dialonge bomb

courtney love's head broke and now she's thinking about a man poking a shellfish crab

a white guy says "I am black, but, I have; congentintal alvuinism"

courntey love is grossed out at her mom cuz she put her figure in a gross jar

courtney love proposes to an elephant with three trunks

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