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A lady in red high heels has a rainbow hoodie that has the word "BITCH" on it.

A seal with abnormally large, blind eyes and boobs.

Santa is reunited to Rudolph with the help of a terrifying but friendly robot, who holds a bleeding pea pod.

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Naked Nyan cat.

A man faces his worst fear... Giant three-week old tampon.

The sun feels horrible for frying an innocent turd.

A three-year-old gets a hold of mommy's tablet.

School bus encourages children to have safe sex.

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