Alien trying to direct airport traffic
Anal touching
ooh, magic. Magic wand
MLP-pony, stabbed, crying, and pooping rainbows. The tears make a small river
whiny kid whining about someone that pushed him at class
strawberry icecream-man dressed in chocolate cone, walking happily.
Close enough on some white guy with some yellow horns and black hair. Probably some homestuck thing
Man orders donkey with drinking-problem to move.
scat porn
An old computer and a man-crushing wheel separates.
An alien crying tears of blood
Probably some sort of homestuck character.