Dark humor is the best humor

One tight-ass bee aint' takin' none of your pussy shit.

The ferocious flame-fanged sabertooth housecat

I never watched evangilon, but apparently the artist has some strong negative opinions about that ginger. l2waifu

Fat sassy black woman repels the green silly string with attitude and funk, coming this summer to a theatre near you.

"Google cant help you now" for the fact you wrote text instead of drawing a picture, twat.

A pink alien. (Shit dude watch out I think I know where he wants to put that finger probe)

witty jokes hot off 2002

The abyss into the LSD dimension reveals its gruesome portrait to entice you into traversing it's corridors

A boat encounters france in the open waters as broccoli abandons ship

Doodle or Die

Snoop dog wins the award for the 240th national maple leaf festival.

THIS GENERATION. KIDS THESE DAYS.

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