Flower pot with 3 flowers, burgundy, pink and white, in a black vase filled with grey water, on a table with the red table cloth. Purple bg.

A man with his balls sagging doing karate against two blue portals.

A green Scottish lochness monster having boom boom times with a black submarine saying "Och Aye!"

New Chain

A sexy school teacher having happy boom boom times with the janitor next to a horny teenage couple who were having sex on a black couch.

New Chain

A giant black jesus christ on top of a dinosaur screaming for his life while getting his 7inch blown from a pretty C-cup lebanese secretary.

a happy dinosaur that looks like a worm with wings, a grey hat, having boom boom with another dinosaur

I judgmental hooker with dirty blonde hair.

A cloud in a microwave. What.

Why does he have such a big hand.

A green cat drowning in the ocean. He misses his wife and his kids who have always been supportive of his career. He yells out for "HALP."

Doodle or Die

When Gotham City is in feces, then you have my permission to defecate.

TinTin doesn't know

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