The Pixar lamp is too busy catching sick air on his scooter to even give a fuck

Girl with only nubs for arms gazes into your very souls...

New Chain

What's your favorite video game? Put this question in your answer.

Plank questioning your understanding of the situation.

New Chain

THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?

This is my fetish.

zombie jesus has risen and demands the bromanciest of hugs

Senior Ketchup spying on Ms. Mustard. Things are about to get... Saucy.

Stone Cold Mother Fucker Eats A Mountain Of Shit, Then Proceeds To Not Give A Fuck

Delicious body juice + Love = Delicious cupcakes

A literally dickless man dreams of a less dickless future.

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