Cancer stick.

A book with a humorously tiny piece of shit on it.

CANDY CORN VAMPIRE

Vaginabinks.

OH SHIT A NEW CHAIN. I CAN'T HANDLE THIS RESPONSIBILITY. SUCK IT, I'M OUTTIE!

Sollux is now an armadillo.

A shoe is fine too.

The scream meets Godzilla

...Is that the sun? Why is it having a seizure?

Pompous d-bag and his racist girlfriend.

Conk-suck boot.

Cock kiss!