It's 5 years after the war. Scout hangs a picture of Heavy and Medic on his wall because they are dead.

All the mercs are now tribbles.

Have you ever seen Medic and Superman in the same room together? I sure haven't. And they have the same hair style. Wake up America

BLU scout is confronted by the pineapple army. So many pineapple. Scout hungers. There is only pineapple.

Demoman gets so drunk that he regrows his eye

*whispers* he touched the butt

Heavy swallowed Scout. Scout is trying to escape.

Cutesy motivational poster feat. Pyro

Demo's at the bar. He orders another drink. I can't tell who the bartender is. He might just be nobody. No one cares about the bartender.

Soldier is about to share an intimate moment with a cactus. Engie nope.avi's in just in time.

Heavy is done with all the senseless fighting. He travels to the moon to start a new life.

Demoman confused by spider in bright red lipstick. Time to cut back on the scrumpy.