A stick figure tries to kill someone with his finger. He only manages mild confusion.

You've angered the snake. >Look >Attack >Flee

A disabled man finds work holding a sign for a car dealership.

A Mystical Space Sandwich.

A confession, with a gay goblin wearing candy corn.

Rose's clothes shrunk in the wash.

Gotta go fast.

The pen isn't mightier than the laser.

A ladybug disagrees.

A purple platypus stairs intently at a river.

The next step in gun-Mosquito evolutionary tree.

A poor stick anime lady is labeled a whore by her peers.