The wash cloth is so dirty, it's grown legs.

Dingo's eyes are on fire. But he doesn't want to admit he's in pain, so he'll just grin and bear it.

A woman has a c-section - gives birth to a banana!

The Christmas poo is all alone in the bar drinking urine. It's a miracle they let him in at all.

A video game where pixel man has to shoot his way through the polar ice caps.

Boy who think he's too cool for school is about to get busted for cheating.

The star wars crew prepare to fight a battle with giant evil oysters who have already consumed a whole planet.

Blue jeans wonder why they were doomed to be ripped.

Will he fall to his death, or will the Nike brand Titanic II save him? Which is worse?

Defeating evil mohawk guy by eating his eyeball.

The sun is out to get you.

What kid doesn't want to become a vacuum cleaner when they grow up?