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In a freak accident Steve Jobs was buried alive,the young boy tries to block out his laughter with a game of pinball.

Angry painter is not happy about his latest work picturing an asian man.

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Mario has gotten the titty powerup.

Rainbow tells the world its gay.

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Confused man armed with wands shakes down a dangerous horse criminal.

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Muscular man laughs at his own erection.

Two turds race to find out who gets to leave the bowels first.

DOTA nerd mongo smashes his keyboard and then regrets his choice.

The man leafy's girl tells him not to worry about.

Fruit looks a lot like the grinch.

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