Help! I've been cursed to look like a _____!
Ugh, kids these days. They're killing the ___________ industry.
Jeez, Nintendo is really running out of new ideas for their Pokemon, huh?
A rich, busty, white woman walks down the bread aisle, filling her cart with heaps and heaps of Wonderbread
A young man stands in his bedroom.
Ben 10 tickles Buttercup (oh how the tables have turned)
A D&D bard
God, I hate Shakespeare. Iambic pentameter is for cowards and knaves.
Quoth the raven:
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Oh, that this too, too sullied flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew
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