Eggman on a tuba.
Give me the jam.
Grab a towel, Jesus is coming.
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Doctor Robotnik demands the ogrelord to take a fat ogre shit all over the beautiful planes of ground zero.
Africa is actually just a dump for all the people God hates.
It turns out that Osama Bin Laden never died and he's been in cahoots with Hitler this whole time.
After World War 2 the purple Pikmin decided to create an aborted cat toy named Tommy the Tumor
It turns out Obama really was the twin towers.
Hitler and Will Smith go for a romantic midnight drive through 9/11 street.