Them stairs, you've been told about them.

My head being too small for my body makes my nipples hard

The devil is pissed because the cowboy was roasting a marshmallow and it caught on fire.

Bill Nye dropping a deuce

A disembodied head is angry because it's covered in spaghetti

Some dude smoking a joint with pedro bear

A girl with a really long neck singing some emo song

A drunk passed out bomberman

An obese man with cat ears carrying a blue rodent of some sort

Charmander training for the tour de france

A dragon with a sweet goatee

That skull be going, yo