Only four feet and five inches, he cries

SAD APPLE (really more like a cherry)

A poorly designed black automatic rifle with the stock replaced by what appears to be a white glass pyramid

sitting in front of a blood-spattered mirror

A man with a rather fine pair of buttocks, seen from behind, wearing a red thong, and standing in front of something large and pink

overly muscular nude blonde woman requires male genitalia

ALL THE NIGHTMARES

A bean with a sombrero soaring through the air

Superman confronts Gilda the Griffin, who dismisses him angrily, despite his protests

A laughing man

a deformed, red-suited person holds a broom and moans that he hates "blaces"

The head of a monkey, with a flower growing out of it, and deformed, tumorous growths on its cheeks. A caption laments its sorry state.