An angry alligator holding a candy bar is about to be struck by a baseball

New Chain

There are no winners in a toddler knife fight...

Doodle or Die

The gaze of the foul lizard beast fixes on you....

Standing over the dismembered and bloody corpses of your enemies

Beatnik lemon with a sharp nose laughs at something offscreen

Doodle or Die

A banana ponders the ultimate conundrum: How long before I call her???

Doodle or Die

Hoodlum spray paints a retarded Mega-Man on a wall... in blatant disregard of the "No Derping" sign!

man walks away from the sun, with grass in mouth

Mom needs help chopping vegetables for dinner

Death is a welcome fate for a freak of nature: one eye, scorpion tail, butterfly antennae, fangs on it's round nose, a bucket for a leg.

A bee-fairy walks away sadly as satan and a tall alien laugh at her.

Batman looks on balefully

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