A transexual

Who will win? A cute baby duckling vs. a lil brown puppy!

A black dude furiously jerking himself off while apologizing profusely.

A sad statue of liberty looks over Manhattan, distraught because hipsters are ruining her once vibrant, clean, and intelligent city.

A cute pink unicorn with a blue saddle and her tongue sticking out

The hunger games

An anime dude with a twisted plus sign carved into his forehead coveting a bag of sugar and refusing to share

A stoned, blue pac-man munching down on feces with green corn inside

A super smug, hermaphrodite greek god up on a cloud with a billowing cape

A giant butt pooping a sea of blood on to a bunch of doctors

A woman crying as the Egyptian god Anubis is wheeled away from her on a shopping cart as he carries a blue marble that is of great importanc

A man being propelled skyward by a massive amount of blood pouring out of his anus while the sun looks on in shock