this is the type of santa that I want to deliver me presents *wink, wink*

the loch ness big nose monster has a friendly laugh with a random man passing by on a pile of shit

big bird can

A MAN PROCLAIMS HIS LOVE FOR A SHARK WITH PASSION!

a muthafuckin party BIIIIIIITTTTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

R.I.P the guy who played spock in star wars

oh the barbera manaty

i have bnow fucking idea

a bird calling for batman next to an orange tree

nicholas fuckagomez and matt fuckastory have a very sexual first meeting

John Fucking Lennon

ITS FUCKING MATT FUCKING STORY