oh the humanity!

A car accident with bullet proof glass

The largest scream has the tiniest tongue

Mario E-Love

The loneliest piece of toast

Your bed is smiling to see you, and carries a towel at the ready!

The bloodied deadmaus greets you

Batman throws a net over the human eyeball 'red-eye' who is trying to rob a bank. Not today, RED EYE.

The miniature alien priest is surrounded by curving black monoliths

wrapped in a blanket, sipping on tea smugly

Wooooaoah Gem Gem is truly outrageous Truly Truly Truly outrageous!

The Dwarf Ghost Frog Is hiding in a bowl of milk