Two lesbians are getting married and a very conservative bush is all like, "NOOOO" and they're like, "get with the times, bush"

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A hand. But not just any hand, no. The most beautiful, majestic, incredible, veiny, delicious, lickable, fuckable hand ever seen by man.

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Man inside a giant condom getting kissed by woman asks her in a panic where her condom is

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Redditor finds a sexy new lady friend, then scares her away

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A transvestite duck with a thing for hentai orders a junior bacon cheeseburger at Hardee's

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Pepe meets a grill

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