"I'll trade you my banjo for this here abacus" Said the golden locked vixen. "You dun have yerselfs a deal!" Hillbilly Joe exclaimed.

A very literal interpretation of Sonic (Sound waves) The Hedge (Garden Hedges) Hog ( A pig.

GOKU AGAIN. Le spam.

Oh no.. someone wrapped a noose around a sad little unicorns head! If he tries to struggle he'll get hung :( someone help!

Doodle or Die

Jesus congratulating you on reaching a whole new low. Damn. Sick burn Jesus.

Pessimistic Dog holds his pumpkin creation: A carving that reads, "Nah".

Doodle or Die

TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD ORANGE-SKIN LOOKING FOR A DOG TO FEAST UPON.

Beating babies with a bat. parent of the year.

A lobster sports a much longer appendage than a human male. And that male's pretty jealous.

OOOOHH SHIT A YELLOW SHINY BULBASAUR. GONNA CATCH DAT SHIT.

An artfully depicted silhouette of a woman jacking off a black dude's junk.

Santa's skippin' the presents this year, and chillin' with his hoes. Ya dig?

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