blue sausage-lion desperately trying to escape from the terrifying red spider blob's web. A wall helplessly observes the scene.

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A toad smoking a cigar inside a pub, there's a rat binge drinking at the other side of the room.

You're a blonde-haired girl in the 60s. Your biggest fantasy is to receive a bouquet of flowers from Ringo Starr, and now it's come true.

The Creator of the Universe slamming down a book cover on a man desperately in need of affection

The forgotten U.S. state of Lovelyhandia

you wouldn't fuck a cow, would you, onii-chan?

Head-filled jar on blue table, he be jolly

Hitler as a young boy in early 1930's Germany, training his sword to defeat the upcoming attack of the evil jew empire

white-knighting butthurt moralfag

An expression of utter disgust, as represented by symbols and numerals.

Double-amputee hatches a nefarious plan behind a massive beer keg.

Dish with jalapeno and peas rosting over an open fire. The steam released spell the word "prinyle"

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