pingu leaves a distressed adventurist on a snowy shore because he is too good for that

Pikachu on crystal meth in a bush

Number 1 worst dad AKA Number 1 worst druggy

a weird demon with a head arm wearing colourful attire

Fried egg wishes that it was a piece of paper named 'Cool Ass'

A wizard has got to beat the sun

lighter?

"you cracked the top and almost killed me!"

Hamingo

the milk is full of coke

everyone is a grandad in the valleys

Petrol is mandy for cars