Steve is a transexual flight attendant

Zero decides to end its misery because it amounts to nothing anyway. The other digits forget to remind him that he can signify groups of 10!

Draw whatever you want, next person, whoever this was just wasted their shot.

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A fox cooks meatballs on a barbecue in the middle of a carrot patch

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Bowser gives up on kidnapping Peach and decides to brutally tear her apart

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Nigel Thornberry says "Smashing"

A cube of butter attempts to ruin someone's cupcake

Background suddenly realises there are such a thing as actresses

An evil demon goddess flies over a burning city sending demonspawn from its limbs as helicopters try aimlessly to save the doomed world

Man is thankful for his disproportionate Mickey Mouse hat

Short-haired woman hangs herself while holding shoes

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