Doodle or Die

A tree that emits used motor oil from its leaves is upset about mismatched winter-wear.

Fox ghost takes a long time to say "chunky peanut butter."

A woman in a red shirt has weird boobs and pee's out of them.

A coffee bean with socks for arms whistles on a nice afternoon.

A kidney bean can't shake loose a pubic hair that's stuck to its butt and it finds the whole ordeal amusing.

A smug cat has misguided priorities

Greyman teaches coffee

A pregnant, bearded Owen Wilson admires a bowling ball covered in American cheese.

When you have big floppy lips, the goldfish just seem bigger and blacker.

Existentialist Skittles: Taste the Rain

A marshmellow experiments with having a body. Not successful.

Someone wrote "CAT" in BBQ sauce on the table at Arby's.

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