Das him.

Next on Adventure Time the pink worm shows off his bling! Don't miss it!

Two worms chilling inside of a stomach. one asks for the nearest exit. "The butt-hole" The other worm replies.

A blonde girl with a skin condition works up enough courage to show off her 'bikini body'

A lovely white fence and a freshly mowed lawn.

Contract?

Nope.avi

"TO THE MOON!" Exclaims Crabby the birthday crab while ascending rapidly towards the sky.

An angry stickperson claiming they've got no relationships with either gender.

A happy anime cat

A witch spends her free time doing unspeakable acts to random passerbys for five dollars.

Insomnia.