Doodle or Die

A bleeding man meeting with his asian buddy who has a blue eye patch over his left eye and a red one over the right and a long booger.

Doodle or Die

A hairy pea, likely rotten, has developed sentience and has come to the realization that they are a pea.

Kid has down syndrome from playing too much World of Warcraft.

Flaming camel smokes a cigar, after dropping a deuce.

Angry mountain being mated by the blob

Disgruntled green haired man with two inverted vault symbols on his forehead and a rake for a hand, flips off his boss exclaiming he quits.

No one can find the bigtop at the circus cause they hired an illiterate sign maker. Big trouble in the bigtop!

The peanut man has come with his oversized spoon to give the banana man a thrashing for putting banana feces in the bowl for the 94th time.

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