A monster, resembling a pile of dirty laundry, lurks around the corner. He stalks an unsuspecting child.

No tornadoes.

Andre and Louis Marie have blank expressions on their faces and their names hover above their heads.

An elderly white news anchor shoots his ethnic co-anchor on Fox News.

The shelves are stocked with plenty of efforts, in all quantities.

Winnie the Pooh jetskiing.

Harry Potter defeats Voldemort, in drag.

Po, the teletubbie, makes a toast.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

No. Emphatically, no.

A bowl of worms waits at a traffic light.

An earthworm loves some chick's sweet dance moves.