Life or death? You decide!

a derpfaced man is struck by lightning in the crotch.

a murderous duck knows that his next act will be soon...

A plumber with ribbons tied around his wrists kills with crack even while not bent over.

A blue-veined, short african penis.

That pink-billed platypus pokemon has just finished a line of cocaine. Damn, that shit is goooooood

A submarine shark wearing a yellow bowler hat comments, "mui baeno." while eating the american flag near the seafloor.l

a kangaroo is disoriented onstage in the spotlight.

a stereotyped black man with a brown 'fro loosely holds a pencil as it squiggles

a child is scarred for life as he watches his father an hero

An unfortunate catlike creature is burned on an open log fire by a man with a forked car.

an angry african-american astride a fire-breathing cock orders those damn crackers to keep their damn feet off his damn lawn