A blue phoenix loses it's ability to fly and falls through a crack.

A tomboy.

TROLL CACTUS IS TROLLING YOU BRO.

A dolphin with an anchor for its tail.

Let me introduce you to homestuck... ;D

Randy comes quickly.

TAVROS STABS HIMSELF IN THE CHEST.

Harry Potter watches his taco fly away.

Asian being hit by bricks from a pyramid.

An evil guy riding a redhead.

Specks of dust calling for help.

CHOCOLATE DRAGON.