A blue phoenix loses it's ability to fly and falls through a crack.
A tomboy.
TROLL CACTUS IS TROLLING YOU BRO.
A dolphin with an anchor for its tail.
Let me introduce you to homestuck... ;D
Randy comes quickly.
TAVROS STABS HIMSELF IN THE CHEST.
Harry Potter watches his taco fly away.
Asian being hit by bricks from a pyramid.
An evil guy riding a redhead.
Specks of dust calling for help.
CHOCOLATE DRAGON.