It would appear to be an ass, brother. What ever shall we do?

S-stalin-senpai! What are yo- Oh no don't do that! I-I'm a capitalist Stalin-san! N-n-noo! P-people could see!

Captain America telepathically projects lewd, bishonen thoughts. I can't make this up people.

A seashell's colorful exterior fails to depict it's crippling inner depression and angst.

Your anatomy's atrocious; your dude's got scoliosis; so put his bones in place next time; or spare us your neurosis.

BIT-TRIPing BALLS.

Cartman in fishnets. Really, I can't make this stuff up.

Gay sex with hats on. Gentlemen's edition.

The gargantuan annelids of the eggplant planet acquire sustenance by filtering red algae from the planet's various rivers and tributaries.

Average Doodle-or-die Doodle.

Redhead has no mouth but must scream.

A sad rooster has a twizzler caught in his comb.