a spider has one fashionable as hell hairdo.

A sick sad green face.

A pile of grey sludge says 'arf!' enthusiastically

A spider in love results in something that kind of looks like a badly drawn cat.

A contented owl sits in a French tree.

Dork-chaser returns the glasses to some nerd trying to look cool by wearing bling and his hat backwards.

some idiot lost their hamburger i guess?

a snake slithers through a hulahoop named charlie

A black robopenis tells Luke that it's his father.

a circle in a circle with two dots and some red squiggles?

A yellow spiral ascends into space from the sea while its accomplice, a container of % signs, watches enviously.

Romestuck? Oh god.