jesus christ smiles as two rats bite the shit out of him

A crude rounded goomba

an angry brownie with insect-like arms and legs

a pile of green shit emitting a smell in the form of black serpents

Kermit the frog seems obsessed with miss piggy to the point to where he stalks her and steals her hair just to eat it.

an old man is sad because gay people are allowed to play football

a rocket ship 911's the sun

a plane holding a banner that says gay marriage legal drops Jesus on the u.s government

kermit the frog contracts scurvy and decides to cover himself in caramel syrup to arouse you

a blue ghost thinks about kfc

A can of figure it the fuck out

in the midst of a bunch of smoke grenades, link finds a slice of pizza