Stop! This is the police! Put your hands in the air!

Harry Potter solves his problems with gratuitous amounts of physical violence instead of magic.

A weird deformed boneless red "thing" says "Dewishus."

Big Bird preaches Ezekiel 23:20 to a bunch of people.

Some sort of... Thing?

A bear is preparing to brush his teeth.

Gandalf is sick of your crap.

Ash gives a bouquet of flowers to Pikachu. He chooses Pikachu, if you know what I mean.

The small "g" in Google has some shady crap going on.

The Earth is going to commit suicide by hanging itself.

A magician asks if this is your card. WAS your card the Ace of Hearts?

The Revenge of the Jews