McDonalds happy meal drive through.

"Do these jeans make my butt look big? Actually, I got butt implants."

A man is puzzled by one specific sprinkle on a pop tart. The other sprinkles are okay, though.

Princess Peach seems unamused by her circumstances. She has killer masquara, though.

A boy cries because he accidentally missed the toilet seat while pooping.

Semi-fat pensize: green, blue, grey squiggle in mid. 6 dots in a U formation around squiggles. Then, 2nd thinnest pensize: purple squiggle.

A lady with rather large breast questions causality.

A father brown tentacle-gourds tells bedtime stories to his child.

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A kit kat walks through the dust, desecrating everything through reverence.

Orange boy with glasses and a blob for a body stutters about his peeps, but deep down he's a true gangsta.

A boy with a pointy nose is thoroughly confused.

A diamond and a pokeball are lost in space, and are arguing about who is to blame.

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