Two oranges that used to be lovers have grown apart and are sitting on opposite sides of their small blue bowl where they reside.
There's a robot... and it's fucking a dog...
Man farting himself into outer space, leaving a trail of pasta behind him.
NO TIME FOR SEX WHEN THERE'S SCIENCE TO BE DONE
Cool pink pistol
Einstein is tired of teaching you this bullcrap.
man in gurren lagann glasses has moneybags
a dead british dude
Way, that's artistic, a realistic woman with long eyelashes blows A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOORRRRLLD
shark nippls
Tiny scuba diver about to be eaten by small fish in a fish bowl.
A dreary day at the pond
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